Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER
First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ
THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?
Later we see Juni’s…
Bucky falling from the train is a fixed point in time.
Clint knows how to say, “Can I pet your dog?” in 17 languages, and Nat knows how to say, “Don’t mind my friend, he’s just lonely.” in all of those languages.
Odin loves extra sugar in his coffee. Sometimes he hides extra sugar under his eyepatch in the event of a sugar shortage.
The child actors in Harry Potter would do their actual schoolwork in the movie to make the school setting more real
Things People Need to Know about Tattoo’s
my respect suddenly quadrupled into the ether
don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.